modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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timid:

I’m literally so afraid that nobody is ever going to fall in love with me this is becoming a problem

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1337tattoos:

Iurka Tretiakov

1337tattoos:

Iurka Tretiakov

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sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

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Happy 32nd Birthday Billie Paul Piper (22nd September 1982)

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foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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I’m just tryna earn a little heart emoji next to my name in ya phone shawty


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